Wednesday, May 20, 2015

TSA to America: “Shut Up and Spread Your Legs.”

This entry serves as an announcement to the American general public. We at the government, specifically TSA, are going to be conducting much more thorough checks of you people seeking commercial air transportation. Many of you will not like the more personal searches, but we don’t care. We at the government have decided to proceed without your consent. We have offered you a choice, you can choose between being viewed naked by us or having us give you a thorough pat down, necessarily including breast and genital fondling. You have no further say over how we search your bodies; your obligation is to comply and continue believing it is for your own good. We don’t expect much resistance from you people.
You should have made a few changes in preparation by now. Consider the lesson you used to teach your children. It went something like: “Nobody can touch or see your private area except for the family doctor we choose.” Now you should be responsible parents and prepare your children for exposure to our TSA employees. Consider a more fitting lesson: “Remember, only the doctor and government employees can touch or see your private area, and saying no to a government employee can get you, Mommy or Daddy thrown in jail.” If you don’t think your 8 year old son or 13 year old daughter needs to choose between being viewed naked by us or having one of us feel your child’s breasts and genitals, you are going to have to be a good little American and get over it. Just looked what we did to this man when he protested. He was very lucky. We might not have caught a terrorist yet, but we have caught thousands of you people not complying with us. It’s going to get much worse for you if you people resist.
You Americans would never allow anyone in a mall, sidewalk, or other public place to freely place others under duress in order to feel their breasts and genitals for any reason; you would immediately call on us at the government to remove that person. We have conditioned you to not only accept, but welcome that same sexual assault as long as it is carried out by us at the government. We have trained you to not only allow, but thank us as we take liberties with your bodies that many would consider offensive even to discuss, and you believe we do this for your own good. In fact, according to our in house poll most of you invite the oppression. The “men” of America will even surrender their wives and daughters to be viewed naked or fondled by us as we see fit with little to no resistance. Consider this disloyal woman's paraphrased statement: “For a sane person in a sane country, the following statement should be true My freely chosen bedmates and doctors are the only ones allowed to see my naked body or touch my genitalia. Wrong. You people no longer have the right to such dignity and respect here in the USA. This woman might talk big and tough behind the internet, but I guarantee when we tell her to shut up and spread her legs, she’ll fall right in line with the rest of you good little Americans. You people always do, it’s the American way. I guess chivalry really is dead, thanks to us.
Here’s a question for you; what kind of a man knowingly surrenders his own daughter to one of us government workers to be molested, standing by passively even as her private parts are fondled while she screams “Daddy Daddy, please help me!” Punch line: an American man. I speak only to you men when I say you gutless cowards will be lining up to hand over your wives and daughters in our airports, it will happen hundreds of time each day across our USA. You had better start explaining to your children that we government employees are allowed to touch their private parts whenever we want; it will make the whole thing a lot less dramatic.
There is nothing wrong with us treating you as such because we are both immune and exempt from your morality and laws, even those laws intended to prevent sexual assault. Your bodies are in effect our bodies. It is you who have no right to not allow us to see you naked or fondle you. It does not matter if sexual molestation by our TSA employees causes psychological harm to your children lasting decades into adulthood. We are immune from any and all legal consequences and will not be deterred. If your child is damaged by our screening process, it is very likely because you poisoned your child’s mind against the United States government. In such a case we may have your states Child Protective Services consider whether or not you are fit to be parents.
It doesn’t matter to you if TSA background checks are not adequate or incomplete when employment begins. You do not care if those hands on your loved ones body could be those of a sex offender. We know it doesn’t matter to you because you will still choose to submit to our authority as government employees. What occupation could possibly be more appealing to a pedophile or sex offender?
Hear this warning; we will not tolerate any of you spouting off about your rights under the constitution. We are not interested in your rants about unreasonable searches and seizures without a warrant. We do not care if you think allowing four ounces of unidentified fluid per traveler times four accomplices equates to one pound of explosives slipping right under our noses; WE are the professionals. Your idiocy does not deter us, and can get you fined or thrown in jail. Consider that the majority of Americans want us at the government to exercise our right to intimately search anyone and everyone we want. We took our oaths as federal employees to support and defend our constitution, not you, so you will leave the constitution to us.
Never before have there been a people more difficult to control, more resistant to tyranny than early Americans. Never before have a people been more easily submitted, controlled, and dominated than you modern Americans. This unprecedented change we’ve made in your minds over just 234 years is a testament to our amazing success at the government. And we did it all while convincing you that you’re still free!!

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.
- 4th Amendment of the document that once constituted the USA.

Friday, April 3, 2015

The Constitution Says Whatever Our Judges Say It Says

The Constitution of the United States; it’s what “constitutes” the United States. It is America. It’s also ours. We have the authority and precedence to interpret the US Constitution however we want. There’s nothing you can do about it, our judges are on our side. Any defendant or juror who stands up to us may find himself fined or jailed for contempt of court.
Judges are our last and final safeguard against constitutional restrictions on our power such as jury nullification, and they are quite effective. Jurors will convict anyone we direct them to under threat of contempt, the accompanying indefinite confinement is a powerful motivating tool at our disposal. You cowardly people always cave under our threats, handing the accused over to us to save your own necks even though you know they do not deserve prison. Just look what we did to Irwin Schiff. Even if you are on our side of the Schiff trial, you can clearly see that Judge Kent Dawson did not allow Schiff a fair trial. Judge Dawson is one of us and working for us, not you. We at the government own the jurors. We just keep the jury system in place because you people fall for the illusion of the freedom and protection it offers. It keeps you compliant and in line, and, when we accuse you of a crime and disallow your defense, will keep the rest of your peers on our side.  They will believe you deserve however many years of prison we dictate.
Through our judges we at the government are able to have our way with you people. Here is a judge who ordered a 15 year old girl by the name of Linda Kay Spitler to be sterilized like a dog without her knowledge or consent. The judge, Judge Harold D. Stump, enjoys complete and eternal immunity from any and all legal retribution for his act, as do all participating parties.
Do you really think we want you to own arms? Do you think we want you to act as constitutionally informed jurors and interfere with our conviction ambitions? Why on earth would we want you to be exempt from our surveillance? Do we really want to be held back by an obsolete piece of paper? Just give it some time and our steady erosion of what is left of your freedoms will finish off the aforementioned scrap of paper.
Your USA may once have been the “land of the free, home of the brave,” but now it is the land of the coerced, because of the cowardly. And it is now our USA, not yours. If you think you are free, take a look around you. We Feds control everything of consequence.

The Constitution, on this hypothesis, is a mere thing of wax in the hands of the judiciary, which they may twist and shape into any form they may please. It should be remembered, as an axiom of eternal truth in politics, that whatever power in any government is independent, is absolute also; in theory only, at first, while the spirit of the people is up, but in practice, as fast as that relaxes.
- Thomas Jefferson

We're Building An Economic Iron Curtain Around the USA

“No, this isn’t the USSR, we’re a free country, remember, it’s ‘the land of the free?’ Nobody can tell people in a free country what to do with their own money.” That’s right, we taught you in our schools that America is a free country, so, no matter what happens here, you will always be free if you are in America. Go on keep believing it. It doesn’t matter that in 2000 presidential candidate John Kerry ran on, among other things, setting up what was in effect an economic Iron Curtain. Now, our own Senator Carl Levin has taken it a step further and is pursuing individual Americans, that’s right, you people, for the same thing. And he’s leading our assault against your few remaining freedoms.
Here is what we have to say about you Americans who fail to tell us what you are doing with your own money by filling out our Foreign Bank Account Report (FBAR):

Those required to file an FBAR who fail to properly file a complete and correct FBAR may be subject to a civil penalty not to exceed $10,000 per violation for nonwillful violations that are not due to reasonable cause. For willful violations, the penalty may be the greater of $100,000 or 50 percent of the balance in the account at the time of the violation, for each violation. 

That’s right, we assigned ourselves the right to take $10,000 or more of your money EACH time you don’t report your foreign holdings to us on the form we dictate. No, it doesn’t matter if you simply didn’t know about our requirement. NO, you Mexican Americans who maintain a bank account in Mexico are NOT free to just quietly keep this money in Mexico. NO, you are not free to invest your money through a foreign brokerage without telling us about the funds. It doesn’t matter if the US dollar and economy are slowly collapsing and you feel a need to safeguard your earnings for the sake of your family, you must go down with the ship. You MUST disclose your holdings to us at the government as soon as the balance exceeds our threshold, otherwise we will come after you for breaking our laws. One more thing, between you and us, guess who gets to decide if your failure to file was willful or not???
We presume you guilty unless and until you can prove your innocence. Our laws assume each and every foreign asset you own is intended to launder crime proceeds or hide money from our IRS, and we treat you appropriately. "Innocent until proven guilty" may be in your constitution, but that's never stopped us before. Soon, we’ll be going after that timeshare in Mexico or the Bahamas.
We Feds have not yet implemented hard exchange controls in the USA, but we anticipate our latest step, FATCA, coming close to achieving the same effect. With FATCA implementation underway bringing you Americans under our greater control is not a far off goal. We are hard at work making this dream a reality.
No, it is not too late, you can still legally send money offshore. Many of you are stashing your money outside of the USA in more sound economies to escape the increasing currency and economic weakness here, but soon we’ll stop you. You should have no right to buy CDs denominated in stronger foreign currencies, or stocks in companies that earn their revenue in stronger currencies. We cannot monitor each and every transaction you make from your foreign accounts, so you should have no right. In Nazi Germany ownership of foreign accounts was punishable with death. Soon we’ll change the laws to prevent you from sending money offshore, but for now we are forced to tolerate the few of you with foresight. Doesn’t matter, we’ll trap enough of you in our net soon enough.

"The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government -- lest it come to dominate our lives and interests."
- Patrick Henry

Saturday, February 28, 2015

How We Ripped You Off With Inflation Part II

Saving up for a new car, home improvement, or college for your children? Have you noticed you’re not making much progress against rising prices? That’s because we tax those savings of yours. Heavily. No, not just the interest, but each and every individual dollar you own. Better rev up your savings plan.
When we at the government decide to print some money to spend we increase the total number of dollars that exist. Supply and demand dictate that when you increase the quantity of anything, its value goes down. Those new dollars that we print and spend get 100% of their value from demand for dollars that already exist, including your dollars. A little bit of the demand for the dollars in your savings migrates from your dollars to our new dollars, and with that demand goes value. Your dollars lose value, ours gain value. You’re none the wiser. If we print and spend enough money to increase the total number of dollars in circulation by 5%, your dollars will, in time, lose 5% of their value. You see this in the form of higher prices, or inflation, as businesses need 5% more dollars to pay their suppliers, rent, etc., and they pass on the higher costs to you. See the graph near the top of this page to see how much money our partners at the Federal Reserve have created for us to spend and add to circulation lately. Don’t worry, it can take a few years for our new dollars to work their way into circulation and erode the value of your cash. For us, the benefit is immediate!!
Now, if you have bonds, savings, certificates of deposits, money market accounts, tax lien certificates, or ANY other financial instrument with a fixed dollar value, it will lose value. Your annuity, pension, or other fixed income instrument may never fail to pay you the amount intended, but whether or not that monthly amount comfortably covers your monthly expenses or barely gets you through two weeks is another question. That is why counterfeiting (for anyone besides us) is illegal. Only we at the government are allowed to steal the value of your property. We at the government have printed quite a bit of money lately (see above link).
We sell our own treasury debt to you people, taking your money from you while you smile. Of course we’ll pay you back, but in the mean time we’ll print up some money. The dollars we pay you back with will be worth less, maybe much less than the dollars we took from you. This is usually true even after you add in the interest you collected. By the way, we may decide you owe us income tax on that interest.
We tax you heavily by printing money, or “quantitative easing,” as we have come to call it to hide what we are really doing. Jonny’s never going to college; you cannot save fast enough to keep up with the rising tuition costs we cause. You’re not going to beat our stealth taxation. We do, however, enjoy taking his tuition money, so by all means please keep trying. Can I offer you some risk free Treasury Bills??

"If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their money, first by inflation and then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around them, will deprive the people of their property until their children will wake up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered."
- Thomas Jefferson

Saturday, January 31, 2015

How We Ripped You Off With Inflation Part I

Don’t worry; inflation over the last 10 years has been very low, according to our official government numbers. Yes, it is true; we have tinkered with the formula we use to come up with the ultra low inflation rate over the years. We actually started making small changes to our method of calculating inflation around 1980. We found that if we manipulated and substituted certain figures like the price increase in food and energy (including gasoline), we could produce a much lower inflation figure!!! Note the comparison between the inflation rates we at the government published vs. the inflation rates over the same time period using the original formula from 1980. It’s made us all kinds of your money.
Why would we do this? How do we make money doing this? Well, for one, all of you people on Social Security, your benefits are pegged to inflation. If we say inflation is 2%, but it is actually 6%, you only get one third of the raise you should be getting. We get away with giving you a smaller raise every year, and the cumulative effect of this since 1980 is that you should be getting at least double what you are getting now. Consider it a 50% tax paid to us on top of the tax we already subject you to. Are you on welfare, unemployment, or some other entitlement program? Same story, you get a smaller raise each year and we keep the difference.
Now consider those of you paying Social Security or income tax to us. The tax brackets are adjusted for inflation every year. If inflation is 4%, but we decide to figure it at 2%, guess what? We only adjust them upwards by 2%, and many more of you move up into higher tax brackets. The cumulative effect of this since 1980 is mountains of your money for us that we were never meant to have.
Do you have something to sell, a stock, or maybe a property that you have held onto for many years? Is it more valuable than when you bought it? Let’s say you bought it in 2000, and sold it in 2010 for a 20% capital “gain,’ or 20% more dollars than your purchase price. As shown at the site above, the true inflation rate was about 60% from 2000 to 2010, but our published inflation rate was roughly 30% for the same time period. Had the value of your asset not changed, it would be worth 60% more dollars, but its value actually dropped, it just didn’t drop as fast as money. Despite this real loss of value, we assign a capital gains tax you. Our law demands that you pay us tax on your “gain,” that is in reality a loss – a loss even when using our own phony inflation figures!! We don’t care if you are paying capital gains tax on your losses. We will still take our cut from you. It doesn’t matter if many other countries allow their citizens to subtract inflation from capital gains, we do not, and we will not. Imagine how much money we have made over the years!! Imagine how much we could make if we printed money even faster (causing higher inflation) while keeping the official inflation rate very low!  See how much you thought you made but didn't!!
What we get is more of your money, and what you get is less of our money.
Yes, our partners at the Federal Reserve have printed us a lot of money lately. This is how we funded the recent bailouts. See the Federal Reserves own chart showing the monetary base over time near the top of this site. When this money works its way into circulation and manifests its extraordinary inflationary effects, think of us, and how much more of your money we’ll be making.
No, the Ron Paul types will not stop us. Too many of you don't even realize what we are doing, much less how to protect yourselves. The duping and fleecing of you Americans is laughably easy; it's become our hobby.

"Permit me to control the currency of a nation and I care not who makes its laws"
- Baron De Rothschild, brainchild of the Federal Reserve Bank.

Friday, December 26, 2014

Welcome to the Party of Government, the Only Political Party in the USA

You think you have a choice, Democrat or Republican. They are entirely different, are they not? Democrats want to raise government revenue by raising tax rates, thus increasing tax revenue by targeting the most prosperous. They want to redistribute these funds back into the USA in the form of services like education, social services, corporate bailouts, infrastructure, the war in Afghanistan, and other projects. This is completely different from Republicans. The GOP wants to raise taxes by lowering tax rates, broadening the tax base, and growing the economy. Republicans want to redistribute these funds back into the USA in the form of services like education, social services, corporate bailouts, infrastructure, wars, and other projects. Democrats want to focus on controlling the way you do business, and how you spend your money by regulating most industries. Republicans focus on passing laws focused on controlling your personal lives, such as laws against placing unauthorized substances in your bodies. Both parties support the taking of control over your lives from you and granting it to us at the government. Both parties support the taking of increasing amounts of money from you people for our purposes; they only differ on the method. A vote for one of the two parties is a vote for bigger, stronger government. You only get to choose the method of growth, or the method by which we further erode your freedoms.

Consider one of your recent presidential elections. The fact that McCain and Obama had remarkably similar Senate voting records is a strong indicator of the similarities between each party’s nominee. Any review of recent history will indicate that Obama’s behavior in office increasingly resembles that of his predecessor. Do you really think McCain would have been all that different? McCain and Obama’s primary difference began and ended in their rhetoric. 

What this boils down to is each party selling you Americans different justifications to reach the same end. Our end. That way people of different political views will vote for and enthusiastically support causes that benefit us. It is a rather brilliant strategy. The USSR attempted to run elections within an overtly single party state, and they failed. There's an old corporate trick of marketing the same product under different brand names to appeal to different markets; GM has mastered this and simultaneously capitalized on several different consumer bases. The not-so-obvious-merging-of-the-two-parties method we at the US Federal Government are currently employing is working even better; we in Government have made both political parties our two primary marketing arms, harnessing support from persons of all different views and focusing it on us, entirely for our greater empowerment.  You have no real choice among candidates other than to support our agenda at the Government, and you people are too stupid to realize it.  Keep on fighting with those in the other party; it keeps you people motivated and ultimately fighting for us, and donate your time and $ to us.

You Americans are left with just one party; the party of government. The Government Party supports an ever increasing Federal Government in terms of function, size, revenue, and power exercised over the US civilian population. We may say otherwise, but actions speak louder than words.

Now you know why nothing ever changes no matter who you people elect. Our man always wins.

A lady asked Dr. Franklin Well Doctor what have we got a republic or a monarchy — "A republic," replied the Doctor, "if you can keep it."
- Anonymous, from Farrand's Records of the Federal Convention of 1787

Sunday, December 7, 2014

We Put You Right Back Into The Caste System Your Ancestors Fled

Your ascendants left England to, among other reasons, escape the caste system. Your ascendants were locked into a system in which there was no upward mobility. They were stuck as peasants in a system that considered them inferior and did not recognize their rights as human beings, but instead assigned them limited privileges based on their low caste. The severity of a crime was determined by not just by the crime itself, but by the difference in caste between the offender and offended. Guess what; we put you back into a caste system here in the USA, and you didn’t even notice.
You don’t believe me? Consider assault. 

Assault is a crime. We at the government usually choose to enforce laws against assaulting US citizens, although assault against a person higher up in the caste system is prosecuted much more aggressively. Commit assault against a police officer or other government employee, and we will show you exactly how aggressively we enforce the law and prosecute those who commit crimes against us. Our new royalty, those persons holding or who have held high public offices, often enjoy the protection of law enforcement personnel who exist entirely to protect their cast. Look up the many laws against assaulting government employees and see how broadly “assault” is defined.

Now, consider assault against a citizen by a police officer. The vast majority of police brutality cases are never prosecuted because the prosecution, or government, tends to favor its own government people which includes police officers. We have a legal system in place which exempts police officers from what would normally be considered an unprovoked violent assault. “Roughing up” a suspect during an arrest is even encouraged at times. We at the government tend to be one big happy family, and family is always loyal to family.

The caste system in the USA is as follows:

1st caste: Politicians and political appointees. They enjoy the
highest degree of legal protection and privilege for life.

2nd caste: Government employees. They generally live
comfortable lives with secure lifetime income at the
expense of the 3rd caste. They also enjoy significant
legal protection.

3rd caste: US private citizens. This is the labor caste. Their work
is responsible for all economic productivity. Every other caste is
dependent on the taxes extorted from the private citizens.  We 
permit them to keep a portion of their income to keep them 
motivated to work hard for us.

4th caste: Inmates. This consists almost entirely of members
of the 3rd caste who were demoted by members of the 2nd caste
acting under the laws made by the 1st caste.

You have been conditioned by us to accept the above terms. Imagine how you would react to seeing a fleeing person suspected of theft tackled on pavement and placed forcefully under arrest. Now imagine your reaction if the arresting person was a Wal-Mart employee tackling and restraining someone he thought was a shop lifter. Your government given bias allows the police officer to “do his job,” but you would never allow one of your own to do the same. You hardly blink an eye when the first caste is permitted to bypass our TSA screening process, or mismanage vast sums of public funds without consequence. Welcome to the caste system. You know your place and you fit right in.
Did you know your president is now permitted to assassinate human beings at will? That’s right, the days of the King’s ability to arbitrarily kill you are back. He is free to order the deaths of US Citizens at his sole discretion, without a conviction, due process, or even an accusation. Even us down here in the 2nd caste are free to violently beat our 3rd caste wives with minimal interference. Your constitution cannot protect you.

History affords us many instances of the ruin of states, by the prosecution of measures ill suited to the temper and genius of their people. The ordaining of laws in favor of one part of the nation, to the prejudice and oppression of another, is certainly the most erroneous and mistaken policy. An equal dispensation of protection, rights, privileges, and advantages, is what every part is entitled to, and ought to enjoy... These measures never fail to create great and violent jealousies and animosities between the people favored and the people oppressed; whence a total separation of affections, interests, political obligations, and all manner of connections, by which the whole state is weakened.
- Benjamin Franklin, Emblematical Representations, Circa 1774
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